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Tag: Lack of sleep

Posted on November 21, 2016November 28, 2016

ME: Please let me slam dunk watermelons with Jesus in my dreams tonight
BRAIN: I'll do you one better, you can drown slowly in your mistakes

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 21, 2016

Posted on September 23, 2016September 24, 2016

ME: Time to go to sleep!
BRAIN: Yes, as soon as we hypothesize every worry that is out of your control but could conceivably come true

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2016

Posted on December 17, 2014December 20, 2014

The best part about being an adult is you can stay up worrying about nothing as late as you want.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 17, 2014

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