Life is like wrestling: most people are faking who they are but eventually you will get accidentally hit in the face with a folding chair.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2016
Life is like a bicycle, someone stole mine a long time ago so now I ride a horse.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 10, 2015
Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 20, 2013
Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2013