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Tag: Lizzo

Posted on September 11, 2019November 8, 2019

My Uber driver just told the other passenger in the car to get off her phone or he would kick her out.

UBER DRIVER: “No one interrupts Lizzo”

Is $100 enough for a tip?

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2019

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