*Paul Ryan pulls a quarter out from behind my ear*
ME: “Is that supposed to be a magic trick?”
RYAN: “That’s the magic of your tax cut!”
ME: “That’s fucking it?”
RYAN: “Now, watch me make Medicaid disappear!”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 3, 2018
If you push a man's ponytail all the way into his skull, a diploma drops from the sky and he's got a second chance on life.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2013