Just ?? because ?? you ?? have ?? cheesecake ?? doesn't ?? mean ?? you ?? have ?? a ?? factory ??
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 6, 2016
You ? can't ? fit ? a ? horse? on? an ? escalator
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2016
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