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Tag: Michael Cera

Posted on August 24, 2014August 27, 2014

Michael Cera dies of a heart attack after a librarian shushes him

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2014

Posted on January 5, 2014February 17, 2014

Michael Cera walks into the police department and gives himself up for stealing free WiFi. He volunteers for the death penalty.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2014

Posted on December 24, 2013December 26, 2013

Michael Cera is starving but his mother is gone at the store. She comes back 4 hours later to see him holding a can of soup towards the sun.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2013

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