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Tag: Millennials

Posted on November 3, 2019November 8, 2019

Counterpoint: you’re a fucking idiot pic.twitter.com/aBf00yUgdP

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2019

Posted on September 7, 2019November 8, 2019

Technically, a millennial is anyone who had to learn cursive but never had to use it.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 8, 2019

Posted on August 13, 2018August 20, 2018

Slowly, in front of its family pic.twitter.com/s7DvGQSeNz

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 13, 2018

Posted on May 31, 2018June 3, 2018

A millennial is anyone who burned CD mixtapes for their high school sweetheart and now unironically loves FRASIER repeats.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 31, 2018

Posted on December 2, 2017December 4, 2017

BABY BOOMERS: Millennials are lazy, entitled pieces of shit that choose to live in their parents basement
ALSO BABY BOOMERS: By next year we will have bankrupted 70% Of Americans so we can buy invisible submarines and finally focus on destroying the sun

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2017

Posted on November 29, 2016December 3, 2016

BABY BOOMER'S DREAM: I'll own a house with my lovely spouse & send our kids to college

MY DREAM: I hope the Earth implodes while I'm asleep

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2016

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