Don't let drunk Elon Musk write graffiti pic.twitter.com/TuZOCnHPUj
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2017
ME: Good night, Moon.
MOON: Why does everyone keep saying that? I just woke up.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 28, 2015
don't even begin to imagine how much spaghetti we could fit on the moon
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2015
Good night, Moon. If you fall from the sky, please crush my stupidest enemies to death first. Thanks.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2013