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Tag: MTA

Posted on July 8, 2018July 30, 2018

An MTA worker just physically escorted a guy out of the last train on the Q and while he was being walked away he yelled, “I WASN’T THROWING HOT DOGS AT PEOPLE! I WAS TOSSING THEM!” God bless you, Verbiage.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2018

Posted on November 25, 2017November 27, 2017

Lazy motherfucker. pic.twitter.com/jsUMRDmsOi

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2017

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