I want a functioning jukebox in place of a headstone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 30, 2016
Venn Diagram of emotions and STDs from outdoor music festivals pic.twitter.com/uHMu2NUm9Q
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 6, 2015
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.