What a beautiful day to stay inside reading tweets about what a gorgeous day outside it is by people staying inside.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 14, 2018
A woman on the train had a chipmunk in her coat pocket and she fed it for the entire ride and now I'm questioning all my priorities in life
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2016
The Nature Channel could blatantly be lying & I'd accept it as fact. "The hammerhead shark has over 9,000 teeth, is fluent in Latin, & raps"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 14, 2015