DAD: Pass the stuffing
ME: *waits 20 minutes*
DAD: What’s the hold up?
ME: Give me $20
DAD: Are you out of your mind?
ME: Do you want me to explain Net Neutrality or not?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2017
Opinions are like assholes: without Net Neutrality you’ll have to pay extra to see either of them.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2017