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Tag: Nothing Matters

Posted on March 19, 2018March 20, 2018

WAITER: Is Pepsi okay?
ME: Is anything okay?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2018

Posted on March 27, 2016April 3, 2016

Sometimes I find myself wishing there were more hours in a day then I remember time doesn't exist then I check my watch and realize I'm late

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 27, 2016

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