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Tag: NYE

Posted on January 1, 2016January 2, 2016

POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Looks like someone didn't get their midnight kiss. Come here you big lug."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 1, 2016

Posted on December 8, 2014December 9, 2014

Do we even need New Year's Eve this year? Literally all we've done is drop the ball.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 8, 2014

Posted on December 31, 2013February 17, 2014

Be safe tonight! And tomorrow. Pretty much all the time is a good idea, really.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2013

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