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Tag: Obamacare

Posted on June 27, 2017July 6, 2017

PAUL RYAN: Heck folks let's calm down
CONSTITUENT: Why do you want to kill my disabled son?
PAUL RYAN: I want a third garage

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2017

Posted on June 23, 2017July 6, 2017

The man who chose this doctor wants to decide the future of your healthcare pic.twitter.com/twBlcKvioc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 23, 2017

Posted on March 24, 2017March 30, 2017

24 million people have momentarily been saved from devastating consequences because our President has the attention span of a dead gnat

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2017

Posted on March 7, 2017March 11, 2017

When you can't stop thinking about how how big your new pool will be at the expense of dead children and old people. pic.twitter.com/FeX6lv3eUg

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2017

Posted on January 12, 2017January 15, 2017

MTV TRUE LIFE: I Hated Obamacare But When I Found Out It Was The ACA That I Depend On I Learned I Was Just Racist

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017

Posted on January 12, 2017January 15, 2017

GOP: We burned down your house
ME: What?!
GOP: You're getting a new one!
ME: When do I move in?
GOP: The blueprints will be ready in 2 years

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017

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