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Tag: Octopus Police

Posted on February 6, 2018February 9, 2018

"Your gun and your badge. And your gun. And your gun. And your gun. And your gun. And your gun. And your gun. And your gun." – Octopus Police Chief

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2018

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