GOTH OLYMPIC EVENTS:
• Marathon brooding
• Wrestling emotions
• Synchronized burning your poetry before anyone corrupts it by reading it— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2016
I'm the Usain Bolt of running my mouth.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 15, 2016
If Michael Phelps eats any sort of fish at this point, it's cannibalism.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 8, 2016