An MTA worker just physically escorted a guy out of the last train on the Q and while he was being walked away he yelled, “I WASN’T THROWING HOT DOGS AT PEOPLE! I WAS TOSSING THEM!” God bless you, Verbiage.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2018
Sorry I didn't return your text for three weeks. My phone fell off the bed.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2014