I’m trying my best to stay optimistic but *vaguely gestures at everything*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2018
No matter how bad life gets, always remember: You were THE BEST sperm and no one can take that away from you. EVER. Unless you have a twin.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 30, 2014