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Tag: Party

Posted on May 5, 2018May 9, 2018

1986: You gotta fight! For your right! TO PARTYYYYY!
2018: You gotta fight! For your right! To not get shot to death in school and hold elected officials responsible for their role in allowing this to continually HAPPENNNNN!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 5, 2018

Posted on December 31, 2016January 1, 2017

If you're going to a party tonight, be G.O.T.H.:
Gracious
Outgoing
Thoughtful
Hailing Satan with a fresh sacrifice every time the moon peaks

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2016

Posted on December 2, 2016December 3, 2016

I don't have FOMO, I have, "Oh no." That's where you go to a party or event and realize it's terrible and remember why you always stay in.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2016

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