I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016
If the national anthem really reflected America it would just be gunshots and cash register cha-ching sounds.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016