PENCE: Mr. President, ballistic missiles are headed towards Hawaii
TRUMP: Who cares? That shithole hasn’t had power in months
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2018
*trump finishes watching SNL*
TRUMP: Nuke it
PENCE: Your wife & son live in NY
T: I'll buy new ones. Is Tiffany there?
T: Light it up
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2017
MODERATOR: What's your greatest accomplishment?
KAINE: My perfect game of ski-ball!
PENCE: I drowned three witches that kept floating
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 5, 2016