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Tag: Pence

Posted on January 13, 2018January 18, 2018

PENCE: Mr. President, ballistic missiles are headed towards Hawaii
TRUMP: Who cares? That shithole hasn’t had power in months

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 13, 2018

Posted on February 11, 2017February 16, 2017

*trump finishes watching SNL*
TRUMP: Nuke it
PENCE: Your wife & son live in NY
T: I'll buy new ones. Is Tiffany there?
P: Yes
T: Light it up

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2017

Posted on October 4, 2016October 5, 2016

MODERATOR: What's your greatest accomplishment?
KAINE: My perfect game of ski-ball!
PENCE: I drowned three witches that kept floating

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 5, 2016

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