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Tag: Philosophy

Posted on November 22, 2016November 28, 2016

GOOD COP: Tell me what happened to the body & we all go home
PHILOSOPHER COP: Why are we here?
SUSPECT: We're here 'cuz I killed my- oh shit

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 23, 2016

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