Depression is knowing the piñata is full of bees but breaking it open anyway.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2019
When I die I'm donating my body to science but only if they promise to use it as a piñata.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 4, 2018
Add googly eyes to a vending machine. You just made a piñata.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2015