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Tag: Plastic consumption

Posted on October 28, 2019November 8, 2019

I’m trying to cut plastics out of my life but autoerotic asphyxiation just isn’t the same with a linen tote bag.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2019

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