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Tag: Please kill me

Posted on April 26, 2016April 27, 2016

Headlines I’m looking forward to:
ARE MILLENNIALS TO BLAME FOR WWII?
HOW MILLENNIALS SCREWED OVER THE BABY BOOMERS
MILLENNIALS: HUMAN POISON

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 26, 2016

Posted on January 8, 2016January 15, 2016

ME: I'm feeling good today!
BRAIN: Something's wrong.
ME: No, I just said, nothing is wrong, it feels great!
BRAIN: Gimme a sec…

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2016

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