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Tag: Ponytails

Posted on November 22, 2015November 24, 2015

If you pull on a man's ponytail long enough, a coupon will drop down from the sky that's good for six free karate lessons.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 22, 2015

Posted on August 10, 2014August 11, 2014

If you have a ponytail, there's no need to fill out an application. You can just walk into any Guitar Center and start working the floor.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 10, 2014

Posted on April 27, 2013April 28, 2013

If you push a man's ponytail all the way into his skull, a diploma drops from the sky and he's got a second chance on life.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2013

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