DONALD TRUMP: This guy barely speaks American. I would deport him if I were in charge
POPE: I forgive you, constant idiot
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2015
POPE: Climate change is real
GOP: We believe you just not the words you're saying
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2015
POPE: Do you have any sins you'd like to confess?
OBAMA: You mean the drones?
POPE: I meant for how you murdered your two terms
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2015
It looks like a new Pope is being chosen every five minutes in Battery Park.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013