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Tag: Quentin Tarantino

Posted on September 8, 2019November 8, 2019

When I can’t find a woman’s foot pic.twitter.com/LZNnXz9y9J

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 8, 2019

Posted on October 9, 2015November 4, 2015

Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 9, 2015

Posted on April 23, 2014May 5, 2014

"The end." – Quentin Tarantino starting a bedtime story

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 24, 2014

Posted on May 17, 2013May 25, 2013

If you pour just enough cocaine on an old typewriter, Quentin Tarantino will appear within three minutes.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2013

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