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Tag: Questions answered

Posted on November 2, 2019November 8, 2019

Shoes? Laced.
Teeth? Brushed.
Fish? Gutted.
Eggs? Scrambled.
Gas? Pumped.
Crying? Always.
Death? Inevitable.
WiFi? Shoddy.
Bird? Watching.
Tree fetish? Still coming to terms with.
Satan? Not today.
Dressing? Thousand.
Adult braces? Gleaming.
Questions? Answered.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) November 2, 2019

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