The amount of racists out there doesn’t surprise me anywhere near as much as the fact that so many white people are looking for any excuse they can get to set the things they own on fire.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2018
It’s pretty weird that the only thing racists hate more than other races is being called a racist.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 20, 2018
The Constitution was written by people with wooden teeth who owned slaves. Your iPhone updates every 3 minutes. The solution is progression.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2017
"I'm the least racist, anti-Semitic person ever. EVER. Just ask David Duke. Who I do not know. David who? Microphone. Dogs." – Donald Trump
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 16, 2017
MTV TRUE LIFE: I Hated Obamacare But When I Found Out It Was The ACA That I Depend On I Learned I Was Just Racist
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 12, 2017
Donald Trump's favorite sex position is reverse-racism.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 21, 2016