I'm so stoked that we brought new writers on for the season finale of 2017.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2017
• Elect a child molester to the Senate
• Protect Rapist-Racist President
• Pass tax cuts for billionaires
• Destroy Social Security and Medicaid
• Legalize hunting the poor for sport
• Allow guns to become citizens
• Pass “Drown Orphans In Nearest Well” law
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017
The worst part about Roy Moore signing the 16-year-old's yearbook was he literally meant it when he wrote, "Never change."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2017
AMERICA: Where we’re excited that a man who successfully prosecuted the KKK has *a shot* at beating a pedophile for one of the most powerful positions in this country
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2017