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Tag: Roy Moore

Posted on December 12, 2017December 14, 2017

I'm so stoked that we brought new writers on for the season finale of 2017.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2017

Posted on December 4, 2017December 6, 2017

GOP PRIORITIES:
• Elect a child molester to the Senate
• Protect Rapist-Racist President
• Pass tax cuts for billionaires
• Destroy Social Security and Medicaid
• Legalize hunting the poor for sport
• Allow guns to become citizens
• Pass “Drown Orphans In Nearest Well” law

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017

Posted on November 14, 2017November 19, 2017

The worst part about Roy Moore signing the 16-year-old's yearbook was he literally meant it when he wrote, "Never change."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2017

Posted on November 11, 2017November 14, 2017

AMERICA: Where we’re excited that a man who successfully prosecuted the KKK has *a shot* at beating a pedophile for one of the most powerful positions in this country

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2017

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