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Tag: Santa

Posted on December 24, 2018January 1, 2019

Santa is the perfect representation of capitalism: an old, fat white guy gets all the credit for bringing joy to the world even though he only works one day a year and his sweatshops full of elves do all the hard labor and aren’t allowed to unionize. Bring me Santa’s head.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2018

Posted on December 3, 2016December 7, 2016

No Christmas presents this year kids, Santa is an immigrant with no legal documentation to prove he's not part of ISIS.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2016

Posted on December 11, 2013December 12, 2013

who the fuck is santa to judge me?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2013

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