Santa is the perfect representation of capitalism: an old, fat white guy gets all the credit for bringing joy to the world even though he only works one day a year and his sweatshops full of elves do all the hard labor and aren’t allowed to unionize. Bring me Santa’s head.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2018
No Christmas presents this year kids, Santa is an immigrant with no legal documentation to prove he's not part of ISIS.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2016
who the fuck is santa to judge me?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2013