The closest thing I have to a savings account is the drawer full of ketchup packages leftover from takeout.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2019

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
The closest thing I have to a savings account is the drawer full of ketchup packages leftover from takeout.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2019