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Tag: Science

Posted on May 4, 2018May 9, 2018

When I die I'm donating my body to science but only if they promise to use it as a piñata.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 4, 2018

Posted on March 26, 2016April 3, 2016

When I die I'm donating my body to science but only if they promise to use it as a piñata.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 26, 2016

Posted on June 29, 2013June 30, 2013

Why is it when 2 businesses join together it's a "merger" but when I join a lobster & a tiger it's an "abomination of science" & "after us?"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 29, 2013

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