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Tag: Shake shit up

Posted on April 19, 2015April 24, 2015

There were only vanilla milkshakes until some asshole said "Toss some strawberries in that shit!" Be that asshole. Toss berries at the world

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 19, 2015

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