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Tag: Sharks

Posted on January 30, 2018January 31, 2018

I will donate the rest of my life to any Democrat who brings a live shark to the State of the Union tonight.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2018

Posted on March 20, 2015

"Stuff that alligator in that dolphin" – God creating sharks

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 20, 2015

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