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Tag: Sick emergency

Posted on September 16, 2014September 18, 2014

"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"I've never felt this sick before in my life."
"What are your symptoms?"
"*starts beatboxing*"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 17, 2014

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