ME: Time to go to sleep!
BRAIN: Yes, as soon as we hypothesize every worry that is out of your control but could conceivably come true— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2016
I hope I pass away in my sleep so people can say I died doing what I loved.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016
ME: "Time for sleep."
BRAIN: "Let's alphabetize every mistake you've ever made first."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 9, 2015