"Snakes on Wheels Strictly Prohibited" pic.twitter.com/T9TB8e31LI
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2015
How to Intimidate Your Enemies:
1. Buy snakes, so many snakes
2. Hope the snakes have good advice on how to intimidate your enemies— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2015
*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
"Wait. Then that means-"
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2014
"Do you always leave out sleeping bags for snakes?"
"Those are my socks."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 23, 2014