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Tag: Snakes!

Posted on January 30, 2015January 31, 2015

"Snakes on Wheels Strictly Prohibited" pic.twitter.com/T9TB8e31LI

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2015

Posted on January 22, 2015January 23, 2015

How to Intimidate Your Enemies:
1. Buy snakes, so many snakes
2. Hope the snakes have good advice on how to intimidate your enemies

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 22, 2015

Posted on December 18, 2014December 20, 2014

*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes*
"Wait. Then that means-"
[cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2014

Posted on May 23, 2014June 7, 2014

"Do you always leave out sleeping bags for snakes?"
"Those are my socks."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 23, 2014

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