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Tag: Snow

Posted on November 15, 2018January 1, 2019

Snow has the same qualities that I look for in my ideal woman: it’s beautiful, it’s unforgiving, and, if given the chance, it will bury me alive.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2018

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