Girl are you Sochi cuz you made superficial improvements on the outside but are completely broken inside and hate a lot of my friends
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 11, 2014
In Sochi, the hotels are rated by stars but it's the number you can see from the collapsed roof while you try and sleep at night.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 9, 2014
BREAKING: Russia deems Bronze Medal as "too gay," replaces with a picture of a statue of a sullen horse looking at cold soup
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2014