SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN,
does whatever a spider can,
spider thoughts and spider things,
spider queens and spider kings,
charlotte's web? that shit was tight,
walks in your mouth while you're asleep at night,
eats his kids, cleans his plate,
spider-man can spider-relate— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2018
Bored? Text "thank you but I'm good on spiders" to a random number right now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 15, 2016