If you see a clown in a sewer drain you don't wait for it to strike up a conversation. You climb down first and say hi. Manners matter.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2017
Stephen King's: I.T.
Beneath the sewer a hollow voice echoes to the surface, "Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2017
.@StephenKing do you remember that book u wrote about that killer clown? that was a dang classic. I can't remember the name of it
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2016