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Tag: Stolen ice cream truck

Posted on June 5, 2018June 12, 2018

I’m in a stolen ice cream truck being pursued by ten cop cars. We’re all going 10mph. Their sirens are being drowned out by the jingle at full blast. My ponytail is billowing out the window. I can smell freedom and mint chocolate chip. Even if they kill me I can never die.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2018

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