I’m in a stolen ice cream truck being pursued by ten cop cars. We’re all going 10mph. Their sirens are being drowned out by the jingle at full blast. My ponytail is billowing out the window. I can smell freedom and mint chocolate chip. Even if they kill me I can never die.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2018
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.