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Tag: Tax cuts

Posted on February 3, 2018February 6, 2018

*Paul Ryan pulls a quarter out from behind my ear*
ME: “Is that supposed to be a magic trick?”
RYAN: “That’s the magic of your tax cut!”
ME: “That’s fucking it?”
RYAN: “Now, watch me make Medicaid disappear!”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 3, 2018

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