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Tag: The Future

Posted on June 25, 2017July 6, 2017

No flying cars but I get to debate why a kid born with cancer deserves a shot at life with strangers this is truly the future I dreamt of

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2017

Posted on April 6, 2016April 11, 2016

PROPER HIGH SCHOOL COURSES:
*How to use new ATM cards
*Smart passwords
*Is Facebook right for you?
*Start giving up on your dreams today

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 7, 2016

Posted on December 28, 2015January 2, 2016

[year 2030]
ME: Don't judge a book by its cover
CHILD: What's a book?
ME: Never mind. Eat your food pellet before we begin harvesting.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2015

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