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Tag: Therapy

Posted on September 18, 2016September 20, 2016

[leaving rap battle]
I feel betrayed but god damn my therapist can flow

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 18, 2016

Posted on June 20, 2016June 28, 2016

Be the therapy your parents should have gone through twenty years ago.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 21, 2016

Posted on February 8, 2015February 15, 2015

Therapist: "Why do you think you are the way you are?"
Me: "I gotta be honest: I thought I was paying you to do the thinking around here."

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2015

Posted on April 5, 2013

I can't afford traditional therapy anymore so I just go to IKEA, lie down on a couch, and wait for someone to ask if they can help me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2013

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