[leaving rap battle]
I feel betrayed but god damn my therapist can flow— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 18, 2016
Be the therapy your parents should have gone through twenty years ago.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 21, 2016
Therapist: "Why do you think you are the way you are?"
Me: "I gotta be honest: I thought I was paying you to do the thinking around here."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2015
I can't afford traditional therapy anymore so I just go to IKEA, lie down on a couch, and wait for someone to ask if they can help me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2013