It's daylight savings tomorrow so don't forget to remember that time is a construct implemented by humanity to try to make sense of nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2016
Sometimes I find myself wishing there were more hours in a day then I remember time doesn't exist then I check my watch and realize I'm late
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 27, 2016