Today will be different. I’ll wear the right outfit. I’ll stop eating fried foods. I’ll get invited to parties on boats. I’ll write a letter to the editor. I’ll finally burn the Walmart down. I will become a falcon. I will usurp. I will transcend time and space while loitering.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2019
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.